schmako 

A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats

Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.

schmako by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

schmicko 

shhh-MIK-oohhh

adj.

1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.

2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.

"Geeeeeeeez.... Ewa looked schmicko in her get up last night, she didn't look a day over 15. Wish I was a leap year baby."

schmicko by Norton123 January 12, 2008

Schmikity Shmoo

Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference

This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo

Schmikity Shmoo by Hermin the German June 8, 2015

Schmiosh 

Any small item or animal; also can be used to replace any word your heart desires.

Schmioshys, Schmioshies

Oh damn, look at the schmoshies on that woman's head.

Look at that damn schmiosh.

Puppy = Schmiosh

Schmiosh by Mr Nom Noms December 20, 2008

shmiko 

The word originated somewhere in Australia, essentially is another way of saying "Gonna be fucking great"

"Hey mate going to that loose cunts party on Saturday?"
"Yeh man, it's going to be fucking Shmikooooo"

shmiko by Bamm - Baja Bleeders May 20, 2016

schmikurdered 

being high off of your ass, being absolutely ripeed!

damn son, last night i was schmikurdered at that party. i didnt know what the fuck was going on.

schmikurdered by jamesmizzle September 21, 2010

Schikora 

The single longest hair on a man's nut sack

Boy 1: Dude my schikora is totally sticking out of my shorts
Boy 2: You gotta pluck that shit man

Schikora by Whatwhatwigger December 13, 2010