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(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.
(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.

(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.
Schmire by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020

Schmierer 

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!
Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

schmii schmii 

She's that girl with the scratchy, high-pitched voice singing pop songs in the back of your English class like she's the next Aretha Franklin. He's that guy who pretends to scratch his stomach just so he can show off his abs. She's that girl complaining about how much her life sucks because Tutti Dolci-Creme Brulee lip-gloss was discontinued. He's that guy complaining about how much his life sucks because he got a stain on his bright white sneakers. She's that girl who makes stupid, ignorant comments, and the worst part is that she never catches on to how stupid or ignorant she is; she just likes to hear herself talk. He's that guy making trite, cliché, out-of-line, and definitely not funny jokes, and the worst part is that he never catches on to how not-funny he is and he will continue to make not-funny comments in the hopes that everyone is paying attention to him.
Girl schmii: AHMAHGAD if liikee you ate a pink ball of yarn and your hair is blond would you wake up with some like totally rad streaks the next morning?
Normal Human being: I refuse to dignify that question with an answer.
Girl schmii: So that that equals yes!! I'm totesss going to do that then!!
Normal Human being: Schmii Schmii.
schmii schmii by schmii March 27, 2011
Refers to anything surrounding cannabis usage; The schmarklar of weed.
Oh man, this brownie got me so schmirky.

Let's go for a schmirk duude
Hey! pass me the Schmirkieschmirk
I'm just a little schmirkie, can you get me some more schmirks man?
schmirk by ChetBacon May 13, 2016
schmira is the kind of person, you will always have fun with. Even if your in a bad mood and don't want to talk to anyone, schmira will make you feel good again. Schmira is caring and really loves her freinds. She is natrual and usually doesn't wear any make-up. She has such a hilarious laugh, that you will be totally infected by her, even though she isn't so funny. Schmira loves animals. Especially cats.
a: wow i'm in a really bad mood right now.. what should i do?
b: well calm yourself down first and then talk to schmira:)
schmira by leileio July 8, 2017

schmirgin 

someone who has not yet been deflowered by a schmidt
Listen Schmody, I have to admit that I am not a schmirgin.
schmirgin by KateBrien October 15, 2017