schmaul 

basically it mean mauled or mangled but in a much cooler way ;)

-Jezz Bob was really schmauled by that bear.

-I know it was very sad.

schmaul by Tatortotts333 April 1, 2009

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

Schmalbrock by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

schmalicate 

To walk briskly uphill.

Carey had to schmalicate to his tent in order to make it back before breakfast.

schmalicate by Norillim July 10, 2010

schmaltz 

from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls.

figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.

That old Jewish guy at the next table is spreading schmaltz on his bread. It's so grody!

Gone With the Wind?! Why would you want to see that piece of 1930's schmaltz? Let's rent AVP instead!

schmaltz by pogo747 September 19, 2006

Schmaltz 

From Yiddish, rendered chicken or goose fat. in east European cooking chicken fat is used as an easy fix to otherwise tasteless cooking. in other words, its a Crowd pleaser.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.

Goyim: hi man, have you seen that food-porn video where they use lard in a matzo-ball soup? i thought you guys don't eat pork.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.

Schmaltz by pizzamaster June 17, 2020

Schmaus 

A guy who has little guy syndrome or small guy anger. Schmaus is a blend of the words Mouse and Schmuck. A Schmaus usually wears really tight shirts and will drive a big vehicle. The word describes someone that is small and due to his size he is angry at the world. He will either try to become rich or pretend to be rich. He feels taller standing on his (imaginary) wallet. A Schmaus gets really irritable around bigger guys.

That guy is driving that big truck because he is either a Schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

Schmaus by Montana guy December 17, 2011