Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

schmenged 

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

schlonged 

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

schlonged by demhatz April 2, 2016

schlonged 

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

schlonged by kennclie April 10, 2016

schmacked 

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

schmacked by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008