Being significantly drunk.
Did you guys see Brian last night he was totally schmammed.
shma'am - d
a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario
can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk
Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!
Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.