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The girl that got away. Beautiful, sexy, heartbreaker. Usually blonde but this type of chick changes her hair color with the season. Very confident in themselves but enough to get away from their loser ex boyfriends. This is a warning -- Schmaljohn encounters will hurt you badly.
"oh man, you hear about chris? he liked the schmaljohn.."
"awful, he'll never recover"
by blaker30101 February 04, 2010