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the wickid witch of northmont high schools language arts department that get joy and entertainment out of students pain and agony and laughs when students fail tests, and die. she has a jar of ashes sitting on her desk from past problem students, i am fortunate not to be one of those students.
your such a schmalhofer. you son of a schmalhofer. look at that schmalhofer. look at me im a schmalhofer * bites off the head of a student and puts their ashes in a jar on her desk*
by ye olde gregore December 31, 2008

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