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schmaggered 

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered
schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

Schmegagle

The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...
Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol
Schmegagle by Surderdude69x August 11, 2006

schmagoggled 

googly eyed. unable to look straight ahead.
I couldnt tell if they lady with the schmagoggled eyes was looking at me or the person next to me.
schmagoggled by myrlte beach March 12, 2010

schmegegel 

See "dick," "cock." The penis.
My schmegegel is livin' large.
schmegegel by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003

Schmagiggles 

A person or persons identified as being in the interim state of limbo between being a schmuck and an absolute, complete joke/waste of life.
"I can't believe I went out with those schmagiggles last night."
Schmagiggles by w.u.h. November 29, 2009

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.
Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!
schmeganella by bigmuskie July 5, 2014