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3.
1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag
Dude, get your schmag off my bed.
by D.B. August 23, 2003
 
1.
An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place
gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass
by glorygirl January 26, 2005
 
2.
a cigarette.
Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."
by mrmominvabeach April 27, 2009
 
4.
overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.
the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man
by spikola February 03, 2010
 
5.
an unwanted facebook tag
Dude, I had to remove that schmag for The Utah Bear Alliance before my boss saw it.
by macuum February 28, 2010
 
6.
Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff
1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".

2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."
by Nickdammit August 07, 2006
 
7.
Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.
Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!
by bcterry June 29, 2007