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3. schmag
1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag
Dude, get your schmag off my bed.
by D.B. Aug 23, 2003 add a video
1. schmag
An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place
gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass
by glorygirl Jan 26, 2005 add a video
2. schmag
a cigarette.
Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."
4. schmag
overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.
the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man
5. schmag
an unwanted facebook tag
Dude, I had to remove that schmag for The Utah Bear Alliance before my boss saw it.
6. schmag
Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff
1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".

2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."
7. Schmag
Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.
Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!
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