schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.
Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.
by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018
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