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1. schlomper
1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.
1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
by S.A. Khan Aug 31, 2004 add a video
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