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1.
Short version of schlarpper (slapper)
Your mum is such a schlarp! She let me donkey punch her last night.
by dead-zebras June 23, 2012
 
2.
The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.
Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.
by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003