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Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”
Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011
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schiaving  

Description of a marijuana smoker who has befallen into the state of a vegetable, like Terry Schiavo
Ryan was schiaving last night after we smoked that blunt
schiaving by Jimmy Elliot November 29, 2007
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Schvingar 

Someone who likes nerdy things, especially star trek. Also includes liking extensive comic books,video games, and grey's anatomy.
When someone quotes star trek or starts talking bout it, one should point the vulcan split finger sign at the person and yell Schvingar!
Schvingar by Matthew Brenner December 25, 2007
Attractive female or female body parts,
Your mom is a schving!
schving by Greg Kulick July 15, 2006

Schvingt 

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.
Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!
Schvingt by tOmmy May 7, 2004
i mean, basically, its like another term for a dickwad. however, it can also mean a very attractive woman, usually standing alone in the corner, looking very hopeless, but ready for some "schving a la mode", or as some would say, sex.

its roots date back to a warm friday night in southern california. some moron wouldnt pay for fantasy football and an associate of that moron called him drunk one night and called him a dickwad schving.
Jarrod: "hey, look at that schving over there"
Stephen: "damn, thats a keeper. wheres she from, nebraska?"
Jarrod: "i dunno man, but a little schving a la mode is in the making"
schving by Chooo E October 20, 2007
To "shive out:" when one is burnt out and passes out
"I'm shiving out, man."

"Everyone's shived right now."
shiving by eekmanbro August 13, 2008