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schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.
I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.
schicken by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008

Schinkenspalter 

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something
"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)
Schinkenspalter by rueganerin February 10, 2009
german expression (verb) for being dumbfounded after a strange, abnormal or unbelievable incident
oh meine gott, deine mutter hat 3 arme! das, und ihre lilanen zähne schicken mich echt!

oh my god! your mother has got 3 arms! that really schicks me as well as her purple teeth!
schicken by bza stza December 29, 2006
An Extremely ugly saggy Penis. It does not matter how the male organ became Saggy, as long as it is clearly displaying loose skin.
He has a Schinkel it is so gross! His Skin is really loose which makes him have one!
Schinkel by SchinkelFACE August 11, 2009

schniken schniden schnoodle 

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.