Angry Schneiderman 

While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell "Wake up bitch!".

Dude, my woman fell asleep on the couch AGAIN so I gave her an Angry Schneiderman!

Angry Schneiderman by Joe Zarthon May 23, 2006

schneiderman 

To be cocky. To think that you are better than someone else. To be a gym class hero.

dude, I'm better than you, I'm just Schneiderman I guess

schneiderman by caleb A. December 10, 2007

Grumpy Schneiderman 

When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.

Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that

Grumpy Schneiderman by assman19 October 24, 2011

Jake Schneiderman 

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"

Jake Schneiderman by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022