scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Schezerblade 

Meaning 1: A word for a katana when held by a Japanese man on a beach.
Meaning 2: A misreading of Scheherazade

On the beaches of the Japanese island of Ryuku, you see many Schezerblades.

Schezerblade by dfghyuiopoiuytrertyuioihg February 22, 2021

scheemer 

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

scheemer by The Real LG March 14, 2007

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly 

very bloody man, bloody bloody

bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

sceezer 

(SQEE-ZER) A word used to describe someone who is always willing to give up a peice of ass, some would say they enjoy it

"You that girl over there man she's a sceezer like non-other cuzzin, Friday she put out for like 5 niggas"

sceezer by F_Z_ February 13, 2008

German Scheizer Porn 

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."

Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"

German Scheizer Porn by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009

Ed Sheezer 

The absolute god of the world, praise daily. You were bought here for a reason

I praise Ed Sheezer every day with all good intentions

Ed Sheezer by Maxor Eld August 17, 2022