Urban Dictionary: schauer

1.	schauer
	1)from the english shower. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that they could compeletly fill a shower completely with their fat ass. 2)from the english saucer. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that they cannot stop eating Fatty Fucking Food (FFF) from a saucer. - ::Look at that boftt]! ::Yeah, it reminds me of the schauer/saucer i saw the other day. - ::Yo, momma so fat, she can't get her boftt in the shower. buy schauer mugs & shirts [boft] meat grinder fat phat booty by Dr. DVO Feb 17, 2009 add a video
2.	schauer
	An uber gay crazy stalker. People with the first name of Dan. "Wow, dan really is a schauer!" buy schauer mugs & shirts by Captain Condom Dec 11, 2003 add a video