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1.
1)from the english shower. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they could compeletly fill a shower completely with their fat ass.

2)from the english saucer. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they cannot stop eating Fatty Fucking Food (FFF) from a saucer.
- ::Look at that boftt]!
::Yeah, it reminds me of the schauer/saucer i saw the other day.

- ::Yo, momma so fat, she can't get her boftt in the shower.
by Dr. DVO February 17, 2009
 
2.
An uber gay crazy stalker.
People with the first name of Dan.

"Wow, dan really is a schauer!"
by Captain Condom December 11, 2003