schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

schantzel by I think I'm funny March 19, 2007

schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

schantzel by I think I'm funny December 14, 2008

Schnitzel Toe 

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants

“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.

Schnitzel Toe by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018

Shantel 

Shantel is a very lovely girl, the type of friend who is always there for you , a shoulder to lean on.

Shantel is cute and sexy in a very awesome way

I adore and love Shantel

Shantel by doctormystery August 22, 2019

shantele 

The PERFECT WOMAN, beautiful in everyway. Most call her a Goddess. Beautifully made body, one that makes ALL stare when she walks in anywhere. Gods Gift to the World. One in a Billion. Pure Seduction. 1st place Winner. Drop DEAD GORGEOUS!

Shantele is the baddest. Anyone who end up with her would be the luckiest person in the WORLD.

shantele by Queenqueezy February 11, 2010

Schnitzel Bawmb 

A word that describes the perfect schnitzel only found within a 10 mile radius from Stockholm's "Gott Gott Grillen".
But it can also be used to express a sudden surge of awesomeness in your surroundings.

Yo this Schnitzel is da Bawmb. I'ts like, Schnitzel Bawmb!

Schnitzel Bawmb by Stu Pidmoron June 10, 2008

Von Schnitzel 

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.

I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!

Von Schnitzel by vonschnitz September 25, 2005