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schadenfreudist 

n. A person that attempts to enact schadenfreude on another person (i.e., "feeling pleasure from the misfortune of others"), often by engaging in ad hominem attacks and general douchebaggery. This is seen quite frequently in the activity of trolls, the sad creatures that they are. It is believed by some that trolls may actually feed on their schadenfreude, but not enough data has been compiled to accurately confirm this.
The schadenfreudist fed off that fellow there, attacking him for his opinion on the legitimacy of hydrogen cars by questioning his sexual prowess.
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schadenfreudist 

Schadenfreudists are people who want you to fail at life
those schadenfreudists are dangerous
schadenfreudist by nigerianwut December 17, 2022

schadenfreudian

A SchadenFreudian is someone who feels joy when seeing others suffer misfortune physically or in speech or memory due to an unconscious conflict.
His SchadenFreudian attitude towards old people scare the hell out of me!
schadenfreudian by ProfPlum January 30, 2016

schadenfreudism 

schadenfreudism is a policy of covert ill will, covered up as compassion as with a sheep in wolfs clothing
i would never trust her, check out the sheer schadenfreudism in her eyes
schadenfreudism by nigerianwut December 17, 2022

schadenfreudic 

When something is schadenfreudic, it has covert ill will, as in with a wolf in sheeps clothing
that business scheme seems schadenfreudic, so you should be careful
schadenfreudic by nigerianwut December 17, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026