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When at social event; drinking to the point of vomiting and or passing out in the presence of invited guests.
Last night at the dinner john pulled a schaaf. He ended up puking all over the bathroom, then came and passed out at the dinner table. We had to excuse ourselves and leave before the meal was served.
schaaf by joe mammie April 23, 2008
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L'Schaaf 

A sassy diva, prone to wearing excessive amounts of glitter.
L'Schaaf, Diva Extraordinaire
L'Schaaf by DIVALICIOUSLSCHAAFYO December 31, 2009

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.
Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."