2. Things were really going so well between Meghan and I, or so I thought. Last night she shocked me with a phone call that broke my heart . . . SCARBITRARY!
3. There's nothing SCARBITRARY about it, that kid deserved to get punched in the face.
4. Yikes! This rainy, irregular weather pattern is giving me hives. I'm heading to the doctor with a very SCARBITRARY condition.