1. a completely useless, piece of shit, no good whore of a woman.

2. cum dumpster
3. a skeezy cunt
“hey man, this chick said she wants to fuck”
nah bruh she a scallywag don’t waste your time”
by jferr17 July 11, 2019
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A privileged stay at home wife that displays a habitual pattern of resistance to expected work requirements, and is socially characterized by loud talking, binge drinking, and chain smoking cigarettes.
Josh stayed home with the kids and paid the Am Ex bill while that scallywag Katie went to happy hour with her House Wives of OC fan club.
by toomuchfist December 14, 2016
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a symbol of peace in a group of angry stoners
"stop slapping each other and smoke this scallywag"

"yeah you drank all his sunny delight, so what? lets smoke a scallywag"
by Grizkid August 9, 2008
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dirty ass uss emory s land navy hoes, usually yellow toothed dirty nappy headed foulmouthed copenhagen spitting trailer park trash dirty whores. main goal in life is to get newbies drunk and take advantage of them or suck submairines of in a dirty bar bathroom.
el jefe: dude did you hear about stanley?
q money: the queen scallywag?
el jefe: the one and only. she took giovanni home last night.
q money: the new guy?
el jefe: she got him drunk then invited him to her house. god only knows what she did to him.
by Q-$ October 27, 2006
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When your scally becomes agitated and wiggles rigorously.
I was so itchy there I had a scallywag!
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003
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dirty ass uss emory s land navy hoes, usually yellow toothed dirty nappy headed foulmouthed copenhagen spitting trailer park trash dirty whores. main goal in life is to get newbies drunk and take advantage of them or suck submairines of in a dirty bar bathroom.
el jefe: dude did you hear about stanley?
q money: the queen scallywag?
el jefe: the one and only. she took giovanni home last night.
q money: the new guy?
el jefe: she got him drunk then invited him to her house. god only knows what she did to him.
by Q-$ October 27, 2006
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1.a "scallywag", also known as a hoe, is a sleezy breed of women that think the world revolves around them. "scallywags" tend to get high alot, but they never buy weed, and they always just seem to show up right in the nick of time when you and the boys are about to spark up a fatty.
dude1: Hey wanna smoke a bowl?
dude2: Yeh sure i just hope one of those damn scallywags dont show up and
scallywag: hey yall smokin? can i get in on this shit? help a girl out.
dude1 and dude2 simultaneously respond: god damnit not again.
by bavigorus trip April 8, 2015
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