3 definitions by Q-$

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Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. A small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. From then on A.S.C.A.N.S. has kept them at bay.
Justin: Man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.
by Q-$ October 27, 2006

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dirty ass uss emory s land navy hoes, usually yellow toothed dirty nappy headed foulmouthed copenhagen spitting trailer park trash dirty whores. main goal in life is to get newbies drunk and take advantage of them or suck submairines of in a dirty bar bathroom.
el jefe: dude did you hear about stanley?
q money: the queen scallywag?
el jefe: the one and only. she took giovanni home last night.
q money: the new guy?
el jefe: she got him drunk then invited him to her house. god only knows what she did to him.
by Q-$ October 27, 2006

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dirty ass uss emory s land navy hoes, usually yellow toothed dirty nappy headed foulmouthed copenhagen spitting trailer park trash dirty whores. main goal in life is to get newbies drunk and take advantage of them or suck submairines of in a dirty bar bathroom.
el jefe: dude did you hear about stanley?
q money: the queen scallywag?
el jefe: the one and only. she took giovanni home last night.
q money: the new guy?
el jefe: she got him drunk then invited him to her house. god only knows what she did to him.
by Q-$ October 27, 2006

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