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Chodi Scalipini

An extremely erotic sex move. Involves an Italian smelly woman and a Chodus Maximus. The smelly Italian rubs her Hairy nipples and armpits all over a veil scalipini, which you then proceed to pour all over your chode. She then proceeds to lick and taste the Scalipini off your chode.
Yo, so I was chillin' with my home-boy, and he was talkin' bout how his momma was givin' his deadbeat daddy a Chodi Scalipini.
Chodi Scalipini by Iheartguch January 12, 2011
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Scalpolini 

The act of making someone yawn by ‘jawning’ within close proximity of the other person.

Could either be affectionate or downright copying.
Oh I made you yawn, now you are performing a scalpolini
Scalpolini by YawningGyal5000 January 27, 2022
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Scalloping 

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.
Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."
Scalloping by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011

scallopwned 

To be pwned by scallops (can be used with other marine life).
Dude, that guy was scallopwned!
scallopwned by crazyguy832 December 7, 2006

scalloping 

Extracting the eyes from a person but not breaking the nerves while there still alive.(funky masochism)
i always do scalloping to people i dont like.
scalloping by man withoutmorals April 12, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026