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Scalaming 

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.
Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"
Scalaming by NorthDadz March 19, 2010
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shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

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Scallamanga 

Name given to a third nipple, or a person with a third nipple.
Ad "Hey check out my thrd nipple"
Ash "Scallamanga!!!"
Scallamanga by Bashers June 13, 2009

swallabingbing 

swallabingbing
mate that is so swallabingbing
swallabingbing by rattyboy34 November 3, 2022

swallabingbing 

Swallabingbing is swallabingbing, what else do you need?
Whoa dude, Swallabingbing!
swallabingbing by Swallabinger November 3, 2022
scalling: (v) to brutally beat the mess out of someone or something (eg. that cocky asshole that always brags, annoying nerd that gets on your nerves, etc.) with a rubber ducky.

Past tense: scalled
Future tense: scall
Dude, I'm scalling your mom right now.
Scalling by Fartix Maximus February 6, 2005

Scalloping 

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.
Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."
Scalloping by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011