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When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".
I spilled coffee on my lap, and I now have scaldyballs.
by Googles January 13, 2004