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Carson Sagraves 

A faggot who loves to take it up the ass. Every night he stuffs 10 12inch black dildoes inside his asshole. He loves sucking cock. Loves shoving shit inside his vagina.
Eat shit Carson.

Love, mr.sagraves

Carson Sagraves
Carson Sagraves by Mr. Sagraves March 21, 2016

Floppy; The Segraves Floppy 

The act of a male slightly spreading his legs and swinging the genitals back and forth causing them to hit the front and back of the pelvis, creating a "Flop" sound. Can also be performed during the dance of the Hula Floppy. Sounding simple in theory, most mens sachels' are to sensitive and not large enough to withstand the force of swinging.
A:What's that sound?
B:Oh thats just Floppy; The Segraves Floppy man.
A:Holy crap..I could totally do that!
B:Bet you can't fool.
A:<attempts floppy> Dude, you're right...That just hurts my balls to much.

seagraves 

n. A moment of complete failure or awkwardness.
n. A social reject.
v. To embarrass one's self.
v. To fail.
As a noun: After I missed the goal for our championship game I felt like such a seagraves.
As a verb: I completely seagravesed that test.
seagraves by rijitoga October 18, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026