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strange creature of jurrisac era much like a mammoth, but with a pt badge for a left eye, characteristics include, making privateuffelupagus's do push ups for no reason other than personal pleasure, and eating cheese.
elmo comforted saxtonuffelupagus when he lost his dear friend mr. huggy, the stuffed brick of cheese he recieved from his late mother while a child.
by cody May 21, 2004