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Telly Savalas 

To completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. When completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating "Who loves ya baby?"
Dave, didn't your mom teach your sister any hygiene? Before I banged her last night I had to give her a Telly Savalas!
Telly Savalas by Shootin Cracker December 28, 2007

The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald
The Telly Savalas by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Smelly Savalas 

Another name for a man's Penis
Jacuzzi Pete has a Smelly Savalas. It is from Daves of Thunder Podcast
Smelly Savalas by DarrinH January 24, 2011

Telly Savalas 

a rather close shave 'down there'; there's the brazilian and then there's the Telly Savalas

AKA the guy on the TV series Kojak
As they put it in the movie The Break-Up, Jennifer Aniston gets "the Telly Savalas."

Telly Savalas by Orion B November 29, 2006

Savalanche 

When Sav busts a load on your face and you fall asleep with it on. Then the next morning you realize it was Sav's jiz on your face, so you leave it on for the rest of the day for the world to see.
Half of Connecticut's female population is currently walkin around with a savalanche.
Savalanche by Jake88 November 10, 2008
To end by surprise before grand plans have begun.
Dude, I was gonna buy that chick a drink and you savala me?
savala by Bookclub January 12, 2009