|1.||sauce the chicken|
v. a handjob.
derived from watching my fiance sauce hotwings. plays on the phrase "choking the chicken".
"hey bitch, sauce my chicken."
"dude! that skank sauced my chicken."
ME: "yeah bro, i had to kill her and bury her in the desert 'cause i came home and she was saucing another dude's chicken."
FRIEND: "wow man! what did you do with the guy?"
ME: "Made him sauce MY chicken."
will also accept "putting ranch on the dirty bird" and "stewin up foghorn" as vernacular.
sauce the chicken.