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Satinism 

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
Satinism by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016

satirist 

A person who practises or is an expert in satire
Melisa can make anyone laugh with her complex verbage. Some people say she is a satirist.
satirist by Jonathan Armstrong July 12, 2007

SATIRISTIC 

TO BE FULL OF SATIRE.

TO NOT BE TRUTHFUL
TO BE FULL OF SHLOCK
I AM A SATIRISTIC PERSON
SATIRISTIC by DA LYRICAL POET April 19, 2011

satinism 

a religion. must have big b00bs to join
'ever hearda satinism?'
satinism by satin4u February 12, 2022

Satinism 

FLAMING BAGS OF poop, satinism
Satinism by Shiteater533 September 11, 2016

Satiristic 

No he is not being satiristic
Satiristic by Cheese grated February 22, 2023