One who acknoledges only themselves as worthy of religious worship. Opposite to buddhism, Satanism encourages in the intensification of self awareness rather than its dissolution.

Satanists do not worship Satan. The term "Satan" is only used as a historic reference to the Egyptian god Set, god of the rising sun and of consciousness. Satanism has nothing at all to do with Christianity.
BUUUUURNNN the VILE SATANIST!!!!
by Xylenz August 20, 2004
buncha tard-asses who want to be atheists but run around dicking up the place while still being able to bitch and whine about how misunderstood and smarter than everyone they are like it's the fucking 40's or something.
non-satanist - "so do you worship satan or what?"

satanist - "WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY WORSHIP SATAN??? HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU IDIOTS THINK THAT AFTER I ADOPTED A NAME HISTORICALLY USED TO DESCRIBE THE ACT OF ACTUALLY WORSHIPPING SATAN??? FUCKING STUPID CHRISTIANS!"
by imalwaysdrunk May 15, 2011
Satanism can be divided into two main branches.

Theistic Satanism.
Aesthetic Satanism.

Theistic Satanism( also called Traditional Satanism) is the worship of Satan as a deity. It can come in many forms such as reverse christianity, which is thought to be the only Satanism. Reverse Christianity would consist of the satanist believing Jehovah exists as the bible god, and Satan as the christian devil.
Then there is a Satanism in which Satan is believed to be a modern name for other gods, such as Enki, Tiamat, Set, etc.

Sometimes, in rural areas, animal sacrifice DOES occur. However, the animals are then eaten or disposed of humanely.
Rarely, if ever, actual killings of humans happen. Usually, the killer merely uses Satanism as an excuse, and wasn't an actual Satanist.

Aesthetic Satanism is when a person uses Satan as a symbol instead of a deity. They use him to signify independence, self-indulgence, worshipping yourself as a god. And, basically, it's an excuse to act like the universe revolves around your head.

And to anyone who says Satanist are "retarded" or "Fags", someday, we'll all be laughing as your body rots six feet under. And yes, humans and all material came from star dust.
Mary and Matthew went to the church of satan and now act superior because they became laveyan satanist.

John and Joseph looked theisticsatanism.com and began worshipping Satan and were law- abiding.
by Vazlim August 17, 2010
Some of the coolest people in the world.

People who arent afraid to admit that they have urges and needs that are "devilish".

They are their own god and rule over themselves. Its up to them what is right and wrong and don't let restrictive religon guide them.
Bob: Did you hear that Rick is satanist now?
Cindy: yeah, he didn't like it when his old church was telling him what not to do.
by KatieeexMatieee August 08, 2008
One of the many people God loves. A satanist going by its root words would seem to mean one who worships satan. However, According to satanists, they are mere people who don't believe in God not people that associate with satan. Apparently, instead of chosing a name that would abstractly title their group, they chose to go with a base name that has negative conotations throughout society and be surprised when it becomes misinterpretted.
Muslim: Those fucking Americans even allow satanists freedom of religion.
More extreme Muslim: Let's blow up those hedonistic Americans, in the name of our peace loving God Allah.
by Chris Ferry November 01, 2006
A kickass song by Melodic Death Metal legends The Crown
Satanist - The devil's finest
A diamond - In the fear and silence
by truthfist August 19, 2005
A crazy person who belives life is a game of world of warcraft.
The rules the Satanists' live by: {Rules 3/4/11}
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
=3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
=4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
=11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers
by el truth December 16, 2007

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