Sassage Pants 

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

sassage fest 

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

sassage fest by devine2029 November 24, 2010

sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

sassage by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008

sasauge wallet 

A sasauge wallet describes low hanging cunt-flaps that swing like a pendulum in a gentle breeze, other words to describe this are (wizard sleeve) and (clown's pocket)

"Hey mate your mum's been around so much she's got a sasauge wallet"

"Your mum's sasauge wallet is like an aircraft hanger"

sasauge wallet by M.Antonio December 22, 2008

sassage

slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.

my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.

sassage by disgruntled hobbiest February 2, 2009

sassage

SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend

"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"

sassage by ell pizzle October 11, 2004

sasauge

daximus maximus is a sasuage

Dax is a sasuage.

sasauge by r5a September 8, 2003