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sasqwatch 

Chris Sasso is a sasqwatch!
sasqwatch by Joe Evans March 15, 2003

dan sasqwatch 

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
dan sasqwatch by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen
Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.
de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sastwatch 

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.
After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.
sastwatch by Bogrimm October 4, 2008

sasquatch balls 

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair
Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!
sasquatch balls by ashane July 5, 2017

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.