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sausage pistol 

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

savage not average 

savage not average — a maxim for people who have moved beyond a mere “attitude of gratitude” and want to use their god given human talents to do more than just wait for a blessing.

A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.

While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.

If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.
Take the world by the balls and be savage not average!

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Sasageyo 

A saying that no Anime fan can resist singing along to when listening to the opening of Attack on Titan season 2
AoT S2 Theme:nani o sutereba akuma o mo shinogeru?
inochi sae tamashii sae kesshite oshiku wa koenai
AoT S2 Theme and anime fan in unison: SASAGEYO! SASAGEYO! SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO
Sasageyo by Xxxminecraftg4m3r69xxX October 16, 2018

Sausage Stuffing 

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity
She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

sasaeng fan 

A sasaeng fan (사생팬) is simply an overly obsessed fan to K-pop idols and they are not concidered as true fans. They stalk their idols and invade their privacy. The bigger groups or singers have at least 100 of full time sasaeng fans around them. They try to rip off their clothes, kiss them, steal their private stuff and they can even put cameras in stuff they give to them. They can break into their rooms, someone had hit them/him/her with a bag full of rocks, someone had put a camera in a teddy bear the gave to them and someone even put drugs into their drink. They will do anything to make them remember you, hit them, scream bad and mean things to them, they want to touch them so bad that they even could kill someone to get the cance to touch them. Some of the sasaengs even hire taxis to follow their k-idols and can speed up to 200km/h. To hire a taxi like that, it can cost up to $200 to $500 and can often be found outside concert halls, broadcast station and celebrity dorms.
"Did you hear what that girl did to Kai and Baekhyun from EXO?"
"No, what did she do?"
"She was pulling Kai at the airport so that he fell and injured his leg and waist. Baekhyun had to support him because he said he couldn't walk properly. She then told Baekhyun to "move his fucking head" so that she could take pictures"
"Ugh I hate those sasaeng fans, I can't believe that they want to hurt and disrespect their idols like that. I hope he's okay"
sasaeng fan by stektägg April 18, 2014