sarcassage 

A sarcastic message typically left in a voicemail or email.

A friend of mine called to vent his frustrations. I was asleep and didn't answer the phone. He left a sarcassage that was related to a bunch of emails we both received, expounding upon the general uselessness of all those emails.

sarcassage by Just Frank November 23, 2013

Sarcasmate 

A sarcastic soul mate

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!

Sarcasmate by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

sarcastags

The use of ironic or sarcastic hashtags

I thought she was the most avid user of Twitter id ever met, until i noticed she was just feeding me sarcastags #ileftmywife...fordead #candleslittableofone #ijustcalledyouacow #buckshotforbreakfast

sarcastags by edbonicsED8 October 11, 2013

sarcastagasm 

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"

Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."

Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."

sarcastagasm by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014

sarcasmateer 

A person who produces, handles, or is associated with the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

I felt truly mocked by Fred's words. He was a real sarcasmateer.

sarcasmateer by mouslordsoth January 16, 2021

scrassage 

A scrassage is a mix of a massage and scratching to put one to sleep.

I'm going to give you the best scrassage when you get home tonight .

scrassage by AMOTOR December 7, 2017

Scrassage 

A cross between a back scratch and a massage

I’m feeling alittle tense at the moment a nice scrassage would be great

Scrassage by Rianna17 July 1, 2019