Sarasite 

A die-hard sycophant for whom Sarah Palin can do no wrong. Sarasites literally worship the Alaskan governor and have grand illusions about her political future.

Sarasites can be found talking about the donations they have made to SarahPAC at Team Sarah Web sites.

Sarasite by Ennealogic May 1, 2009

Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.

“Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"

Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009

sarahsitus 

disease caught inadvertently by coming in contact with the sarah.
common symptoms include: forgetfulness, confusion, lack of knowledge, itchy bowels, amber eyes, internet love, and loosely-hung skin.

"Duuude, you got the sarahsitus! ...it's okay. I've got it, too. Man, she gets around."

sarahsitus by sarah braddy October 7, 2006

Saratitis 

pronounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. Only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.

Joe: Ive been seeing Kara for a while so I asked her what's up with our relationship.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.

Saratitis by A Good Guy December 7, 2007

sarastasia 

Is the most beautiful woman alive and is shy but warms up to you when seeing you as a friend. She gets attached easy so be careful with her but don’t get her mad she will go off And she is very loyal and if she has crush on you give her a chance. She will want to alway be with you she is also a funny girl but this is also a kinda rare name so have fun looking for one .

Sarastasia is a very shy outgoing person

sarastasia by Sarastasia September 2, 2020