An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.
Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.
by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011
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an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.
That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.
by Stacy July 26, 2006
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A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.
I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!
by harygdl13 August 17, 2012
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An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!
by Raine tones August 14, 2011
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A creature for Brooklyn, New York who is so Jewish, and so disgusting, that it landed multiple acting roles playing a legs spread obnoxious whore on Sex in the City. A show who’s chief audience is obnoxious disgusting Jewish cubbourd dwelling trolls.
Sarah Jessica Parker sheesh... it makes me shead a tear when I realize that a Jew mutt like that can earn a living showing her face. Harvey Weinstein and the Jews have a chokehold on Hollywood.
by BeanDip Darryl February 12, 2018
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One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.
Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
by Brotogé September 16, 2016
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The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
by grandy427 August 27, 2008
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