santas sack

A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.

"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"

santas sack by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011

Santas Magical Sack 

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out

santas magical sack

Santas Magical Sack by therealnads December 1, 2009

Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack

"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."

Sack of Santas by Reindeer Hunter February 6, 2013

santa sack

A general reference to male genitalia during the holiday season.

Ouch! you hit me in my "santa sack" with that snowball.

santa sack by Professor Dean Gullberry December 3, 2014

double santa sack 

1. when you lock you arms around a persons neck and hang on their back, and then another person does the same to you.

1. we were in the pool when delinna jumped on alexis' back and yelled santa sack and then hailey did the same to delinna making it a double santa sack.

double santa sack by alexis_delinna_hailey July 20, 2009

santa sack

The act of purposly dumping your girlfriend or boyfriend, right before christmas, so you dont have to buy them presents.

"Hey man what are u getting tammy for christmas?"

"nothin' man, shes getting santa sacked"

santa sack by michael dermot January 10, 2007

santa sack

dumping girlfriend or boyfriend right before christmas so you dont have to buy them presents.

"Hey man, what are you getting tammy for christmas?"

"oh man, im givin' her the santa sack."

santa sack by michael dermot December 13, 2008