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Santaclaustrophobia 

An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats in a very small area.
santaclaustrophobia being around, near, or close you
A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.
A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.
Santalian by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

santaclaustrophobia 

the fear of being surrounded by santa clauses.
the man felt a sence of santaclaustrophobia after being in the elevator too long. for not only was he in a small space and could not move, but he was also surrounded by at least 15 santa clauses, who were also riding the elevator.

Santacide 

A word printed on a shirt that was used in the popular USA show Monk. Refers to the attack/murder of Santa.
Jack: Did you hear what happened on Christmas? There was some Santacide in the north pole by some terrorists.

Bob: Damn terrorists.
Santacide by ShellyBellyIsThePwn January 2, 2008

santaclausification 

The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent
Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.

Santaclops

By the time my son's art project made it home, Santa Claus had become a Santaclops.
Santaclops by Genniex February 8, 2010