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sandwich making workshop 

After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.
Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?
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sandwich making bitches

A female or group of females who devalue tgeir own rights as human beings.
Debbie thinks a woman should get her partner's permission to have an abortion.

Oh, Debbie must be one of those sandwich making bitches.
sandwich making bitches by TheTash February 15, 2017

competitive sandwich making

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.
sorry i have a competitive sandwich making match today... I can't hang out!

Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy 

The cunt who makes sandwiches and blasts people with mustard in WordGirl
“I’m Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy!”
“Bitch Jimmy Johns is in the other direction.”

Making a Sandwich 

Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.
"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'
Making a Sandwich by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

making a sandwich 

(v) When someone in an online video game such as Halo 3 is just sitting there not moving at all is obviously away making a sandwich.
Holy crap this is the 10th time T've killed this guy. He must be making a sandwich.
making a sandwich by goodkall September 12, 2009

making a sandwich 

doing somthing sexual to a guy that ends with stuff that looks like mayo that u put on a sandwich.
girl#1: what did you guys do last night?
girl#2: oh u know made a little sandwich.
making a sandwich by Julie May 20, 2004