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man sandwhich 

One of the most homoerotic sexual positions you can think of. Two men (preferably fat and greasy) 69 eachother while a third man on top is giving the man in the middle (the meat) a rim-job.
A man sandwhich can also refer to anything really really gay. This can include homo-sex, getting arrested, guys gone wild, etc.
Wolfgang: OK, so I went to Wendy's and I ordered a double decker cheeseburger. But that dumbshit, Biersmith, got my order wrong, and they ended giving me a man sandwhich. So I took the Jew-van around the drive-thru a second time and I threw it at Biersmith. He got man-sandwhich grease all over him!
John: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE
man sandwhich by Wolfgang Klein November 5, 2006
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sandwich man 

One who annoying, somebody you do not want around. Usually a pain in the ass
Man! How kid this be so annoying? He is such a sandwich man!
sandwich man by Little Cledus October 26, 2006

ham-sandwich man 

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
ham-sandwich man by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006

sandwich man 

1. A meme commonly seen on 4chan and other web forums consisting of a drawn portly man, holding out a sandwich, with a speech bubble in which comical phrases are photoshopped. Also known as sandwich dude or sandwich guy.

2. In certain groups of friends, the name used to refer to the group tool. Convenient for instances when making fun of said tool while he/she is present.
1. Some say that the sandwich man meme never gets overused because the joke can always be changed with some photoshop magic

2. Angela: "Karl! Did you invite that tool Shawn to hang out with us again??"
Karl: "Hell no, sandwich man isn't coming."
Angela: "Good. He's just annoying"
sandwich man by Meloy September 5, 2008

Sandwich Man 

Something that no-one wants to be called but can't be denied, because it's true.
"Phil, you're a sandwich man."
"No I'm not."
"But it's true because you can't deny it."
Sandwich Man by LifelikeV May 26, 2018

lazy man sandwich 

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
lazy man sandwich by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

man sandwich 

Three men in a bed.
Not necessarily gay. Almost always extremely open-minded heterosexuals.
Edgar's the filling in a man sandwich.
man sandwich by TREWACKO November 8, 2007