the mythical sandgoose is a strange bird, of which many stories have been told.
It lives in the desert and has been known to learn languages to the degree of a small child - often surprising visitors which its speech.
Noun (Plur: Sandgooses): A mythical black-and-white beast purportedly found only in the Kalahari desert and Albion. Said to speak English at approximately the same level as a 3-year-old child.
Ratface: wtf's a sandgoose?
Derobrash: u siteh nubj :P
When a person hides between the bed sheets and covers of another's bed and waits for them to lay down on top of them. Once they lay down, the person from below immediately grabs them like a monster that hunts in the sand