fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.

by Amundy90 October 17, 2015

Gladiator sandals

Ugly looking shoes worn by girls named Jennifer

Please tell Jennifer not to wear those gladiator sandals anymore they are not attractive

by Lional ritchie June 11, 2018

arabic sandals

the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.

John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.

Mark: what did you see?

John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet

by Crunchy Dark April 27, 2014

Steel toe sandals

Noun:
A pair of old work boots that you wear without socks.

"Hey could you help me with something outside."
"Yeah just let me get my steel toe sandals."

by Kid with assburgars September 2, 2021

Sandal

1. A British word meaning flip-flop

2. A miraculous dog - the messiah in modern day religion dogenism. A black labradoodle that has an Instagram account mr.sandal_the_scandal

Why don’t you put on your sandals before we go for afternoon tea or Sandal!!! Why did you eat all of my Cheez-Its!?

by SandalRoro666 October 29, 2019

sandal

the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.

kyle died from wearing socks with his sandals to work.

by jjanipen5 the furry August 8, 2020

Sandal

The deadliest weapon in the world.

Honorable mentions:
Wooden spo
Father's leather belt,
White woman's cooking,
Hispanic mothers,
And That one Anhka video
(Not in order)

Me: My mom just hit me with the sandals.😢
Joe: lmao ur mom.
Me :*Takes sandals off*

by THATSGAYMYGUY October 13, 2021