Any person, usually a man, that accuses others of ripping on his sandals, on purpose. Usually mentally unstable, and bi-curious.
Jim said I ripped on his sandals because I was jealous of his boyfriend,lol....what a sandal fag.
by Tim38omb September 19, 2010
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A male who wears sandals while hanging around women (i.e. their girlfriend, wife, etc) who aren't wearing sandals.
Last week, I saw this guy wearing sandals but his lady friend was wearing nike shoes. What a sandal fag!
by gaiares July 4, 2009
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A terrible fashion choice. A BIG faux paux. I mean it's either too cold for sandals or too hot for sandals NEVER both, i mean REALLY.
Girl 1: Did u see Harold with socks and sandals?
Girl 2: Ughh yes, summers over winters over don't mix the two!
by Jellala February 15, 2012
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A name for someone who has a penis so large he he/she needs to wear a third sandal in the shower.
"I need to wear a third sandal for my penis when I take a shower. I often times get called Sandal Dick." - C. Deacon
by kazaam0 December 9, 2007
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The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009
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a group of five girls in south florida. they consist of Kat, Kait, Missy, Lana, Jess. they are best friends and each have their own "position" in the group
Kat- mom
Kait- eldest
Missy- funny middle child
Lana- second oldest, pimpette ;)
Jess- baby, drama queen (in the nicest way possible), emo

Known for having kickass times

honorary members include- kris, krista and stephanie
"hey are you going out this weekend Lana? "
"yep! im hanging with the sandals all weekend"
by Surinya* January 10, 2005
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