San Antonio Breakfast Salad 

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

San Antonio Breakfast Salad by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

San Antonio Somersault 

Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.

"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."

San Antonio Somersault by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018

San Antonio cascarone 

when multiple men skeet into a condom and break it over a womens head.

last night me and 12 of my best bras gave Sabrina a San Antonio cascarone ......What a dumb bitch!

San Antonio cascarone by Will Shire December 3, 2007

San Antonio Pit Stop 

When your car is left on cinderblocks after having the tires stolen in broad day light.

Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.

San Antonio Pit Stop by Big money crayon March 14, 2019

san antonio muffle-lada 

The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.

She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.

san antonio muffle-lada by Jason DeReese February 4, 2009

san antonio 

Home of the Spurs, some tight rappers, and the hella best mexican food and Bar B Q ever.

I want to live in San Antonio Town.

san antonio by Jamie Ray April 22, 2006

San Antonio 

Home to the Alamo and the best basketball team in the NBA; the San Antonio Spurs.

I grew up in San Antonio, Texas.

San Antonio by spursfan3000 May 7, 2005