Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
by Freezerbabies July 29, 2008
the best in the west! the future of the nba cause they have tim duncan, manu ginobili, and tony parker!
by theGREATone June 9, 2005
by Biddy July 15, 2005
The best basketball team in the US. The team with great players like Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, and Tony Parker. Good at beating teams like the Denver Nuggets and the Lakers and well, every team, so long as their players are in good health
by spursfan3000 May 8, 2005
When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.
Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.
For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
by Doubledee, MD January 15, 2010
by Lil craiger September 25, 2013
A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018