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A nick-name for Samantha. If your name is Sammie, you're most likely a blonde chick, with a big heart, but also a big attitude. Sammies are outgoing and friendly, occasionally. Mostly, they are bitchy and cold, mean, but not cruel. They can be a real pain in the ass, but everyone around them adores their witty jokes and intelligence. You should be proud to be a Sammie, and if you aren't, be jealous.
Pheobe: Wow, were you guys at Sammie's party last night? It was totally crazy!

Adrian: Yeah, that chick is insane!

Theresa: Don't you wish you were a Sammie?
by Sammie lurves Adrian March 26, 2011
 
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Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.
"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"
by grouchy February 02, 2008
 
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A derogatory term referring but not exclusively to African Americans. This slang term has been popularized by Academy Award-nominated American actor and Chicago native Michael Duncan Clarke aka Michael 'Big Mike' Duncan. Duncan has played major roles in such award winning films as Armageddon, The Green Mile, Sin City and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby just to name a few. Yet the term "Sammie" manifested itself into the lexicon of societal slang when Duncan began to do commercial voiceovers for Quiznos Sub, endorsing their new Sammie flatbread sandwiches (Hence the name "Sammie").
I was going to let Mark borrow ten dollars from me, but quickly remembering how much of a Sammie he is I readily revoked my offer.

I can't believe someone stole my wallet. I bet it was one of those damn Sammies!
by P. Brizzle April 21, 2008
 
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Sammie is a nickname for Samantha.

Sammie is usually a blonde girl with a bad attitude. She is mean to everyone, has a bid head, steals your friends, and acts like she did nothing wrong. She will usually grow up to be a criminal of some kind.
Ugh there's sammie

Let's go, that girl is crazy
by Lexih12345 July 23, 2014
 
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She'll act all sweet and innocent, make you feel bad and cater to her whims, and make you feel like you're best friends. But really, she leaves you working on the relationship and treats you like a bag of shit and doesn't tell you jack shit. A total hypocrite and liar, and heart breaker. She uses and abuses and is full of empty promises.
Total Sammie right there.
by Number 00.7 August 11, 2011
 
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A slang term, common but not exclusive to the UK (particularly in an around London) meaning "To take a dump".

A Sammie is often characterised by a long period on the toilet followed by a strong smell. This strong smell usually requires large amounts of perfume or air freshener from the proprieter to mask the terrible odour and prevent a fall out from such an act.
Man: Ahh man it was terrible! Someone had done a Sammie and stank the place out. We just couldnt carry on partying after that...
by SquishyUK January 17, 2010
 
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The bitches person a girl/boy will ever meet, I slut that will care to much about what other people think, She is rude and is controlling and there is not a good friend, so do not waist your time with a Sammie
(girl one) ew look at that girl, she's so fat and ugly

(girl 2) I know her name must be sammie
by Bells16 January 15, 2010
 
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A girl that will change your life forever. The minute you look into her eyes, its over with because you will instantly fall for her. She attracts both types (boys and girls) and loves to laugh. She loves to cuddle and to be with the people she loves. Once she enters your life, dont let her go because she is one in a million .
Bob : woah, did you see Sammie?
Ally : yeah , i think im in love <3
by TheGirlWhoLovesHer November 02, 2013