1.) A sandwich for n00bs consisting of one Sega Dreamcast, one Sonic Heroes game, one Outrun2 game, and one homemade pimp my ride episode. Eat these and you become a certified n00b.
by Blah March 12, 2005
by m0rdekai January 26, 2011
A sammich is a sandwich that can only be made my a sorostitute, after being demanded by her fratdaddy.
Or it can be purchased in a plastic lunch box with a juice box at Walmart.
Or it can be purchased in a plastic lunch box with a juice box at Walmart.
by pearls&squirrels December 26, 2011
The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.
Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.
Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
by SammSammy January 23, 2021
the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.
bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!
bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich
bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich
by kbro69 January 13, 2011
n.
1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.
Also known as an orphan sammich.
1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.
Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
by Cardmonkey May 27, 2005
by Chicken Hill June 13, 2017