A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
by howlincoyote2k1 March 19, 2007
n. (origin LOLcat) something made by a woman for her man if she knows whats good for her. Must contain one or more meats,and none of that foo foo vegi crap (except maybe lettuce for the crunch-but bacon can easily substitute lettuce in a pinch). And don't forget the freaking mayonnaise this time!
"Woman get in the kitchen and make me a sammich"
by Chimeratear March 27, 2010
1. A sandwich that is extremely good.

2. What a Southerner calls a sandwich.
Honey-baked ham, roast beef, American AND Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and mustard on French bread! Down here, we calls this a sammich!

"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas
by rock e. maivia February 21, 2007
The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.
An exhausted southern mother to her son:

Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.

N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.
by sahmad01 December 18, 2005
Hillbilly slang for those who cannot speak correctly.
Here is you beer and sammich.... now make sure ya'll brushes that toothe before ya hit that thar sack
by Irishninja 01 March 30, 2011
A sandwich made with pure love, typically by a Sgt that cares.
the Sgt made you a sammich now eat it! that's an order!
by icebluecan June 28, 2012
when you call your sandwich a sammich, it becomes holy and divine. it explodes and melts in your mouth when you eat it. it gives you a strong and full stomache for two years. IT is a sammich
Me: *eating sammich*
You: *eating sandwich*
by 10101110110010101 September 01, 2009
When one sleeps in between two members of the opposite sex in a bed. More prevalent in sleeping, it also applies for dancing, picture taking, etc...
Beth Ann & Heather slept with Dan in his bed making a Dan Sammich.
by dgprice54 February 20, 2007

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