A truly superior sandwich. Any kind of bread, meat, cheese can be a sandwich, but it takes a true master to make a proper sammich. Most enjoyed drunk or high, when the flavors can develop to the fullest because you're so pissed you can't realize you're eating shit.
by Gwae September 24, 2020
1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.
by Fisch December 12, 2006
A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
by Lady Csyde September 2, 2009
What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.
by blochow2001 October 4, 2006
by Beardedrick May 24, 2010
Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!
Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.
Grandma: What kind of sammich?
Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.
Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.
Grandma: What kind of sammich?
Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.
Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
by Girl in chair.... February 7, 2007